DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING-GUM !!

1. Spit it out ::

gum

2. Shadow ::

of the day

3. Database ::

computer

4. Expression ::

of disatisfaction

5. Boss ::

manager

6. Baby ::

Ali

7. Mystic ::

Meg

8. Kate ::

– e…most of the Kate’s I know are Katie’s not Kate’s

9. Boobies ::

tits

10. Raid ::

ram

An Ipod would make a great gift for Christmas. The first Ipod I owned was a blue Ipod Classic. I upgraded this a couple of years ago to the 80Gb Ipod with video player. Whilst I think this one is great for listening to music whilst travelling or preferably on a sun lounger doing nothing else, it’s a bit too bulky to carry with me when I’m out walking the dog or during a run. So I’m thinking of also investing in an Ipod Nano. There’s now a wide variety of colours to choose from, no longer just white and black.

Of course if these days you can now use your Ipod for more than music and video, with the new Ipod Touch, which looks very slinky and modern.

There are lots of website selling Ipods, so it may be beneficial to visit a Price Comparison Website, top make sure you get the best deal.

Happy Birthday to my lesbian lover..hope you have a great day hun! xx

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for the Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpudlian youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photo’s of Coulthard’s bird in the shower !!!

Pics from Kim’s Hen Night at The Bird cage last night are now on Facebook and my gallery…click on the pic below to see more

This was taken on mine and Rupert’s trip to Disney at Tokyo, when the trip out was ruined by rain…as you can see by the look on my face I was not amused!

1. Please feel free to leave a comment, but I will delete any spam!
2. When I see a marker pen I can’t help sniffing it occasionally.
3. My favorite thing to cook is pasta.
4. Chocolate is something I can’t get enough of.
5. That’s the thing I love most about life.
6. Spurs or city winning always makes me think to myself, what the heck?
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to a few drinks, tomorrow my plans include my cousin’s hen night and Sunday, I want to not be badly hungover!