Spent most of the night in Wetherspoons. Quite a few people were out, most of whom had been there since 4/5 this afternoon and so were quite merry by the time I arrived… Rob seemed to be doing my trick of having everyone buy you beer and rack them up so you have plenty in supply in case the bar suddenly runs out of alcohol.

Realised one of the reasons I don’t like Spoons that much is becuase it doesn’t serve JD *gasps in horror* so spent tonight on malibu and coke instead (I blame Kir’s cousin for this…)

Afterwards we ended up in the casino, but didn’t get chance to gamble as was busy getting career advice from a certain person who seemed to have a very over inflated oppinion of his importance at work and more amusingly when Neil tried to argue with him retorted with ‘you don’t know her’…err duh I think he does a tiny bit better than you

Anyways off to bo bos as am meeting sproggy woo for shopping before the match in not enough hours time….

night all x

The next few days are gonna be a bit hectic. Tonight am off out for Rob’s leaving do….will be out around the classy establishments Stocky has to offer…and be as drunk as needed to be…

Tomorrow, am going to watch the final County home match of the season in the hope we win another half (if only you got points for that , we mighta stayed up! ) Followed by mine and Daz’s birthday meal at Cafe Uno and then cocktails in Didsbury possibly to be continued at Fab for old times sake

Sunday the grandparents are coming round with Sarah for lunch and then am going out that night with Vix.

Methinks will need to do a mammoth shift on Monday with treble pay to recover

hope you have a great day xxx

Just spent a lifetime filling this in to send back to Kir, so thought I might as well post it as well…

——————GENERAL INFO——————
Name On Birth Certificate: Rachel Cooper
Nicknames: rac (only for kev, but it confuses every one else) rach (for the rest of the world) rachie (it still hasn’t died out) angel
Starsign: taurus (week on tuesday )
School: no comment to avoid the ranting comment from kath x (she loved the place, i’d happily burn it to the ground)
Location: Stockport
Email address: which one you get depends how much i like you
Colour of eyes: blue
Hair colour: brown with red bits
Shoe Size: 5
Brothers/Sisters: 3 sisters
You live with: my dustbunnies
——————HAVE YOU EVER——————
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How many costume changes can you fit into one show? A lot if you’re Kylie Minogue! She started off with a peacock outfit and about 10 changes later we were into a bizarre turquoise suit, but I didn’t hear any complaints from her male fans!

I was impressed – I hadn’t realised it was a greatest hits tour until all of the old favourites came out intermixed with some of the more recent hits.

Sarah was scared at how small Kylie looked (she’s only tiny to begin with and we were in the upper tiers!) and commented she looked like a tiny china doll.

Would recommend you all to see the tour, but chances of getting tickets now are minimal – even the touts didn’t seem to have many spare!

A reason for any one living in England to celebrate….

So a few months ago me n Kir were talkin about how she’d never been to a concert before and I said if Alanis ever came to town I’d go and see her with her. A few weeks later I get a high pitched squeal down the phone and hence last night we went to see her at the Apollo.

If you ever go to the Apollo and don’t want to be at the front at an all stander at the back in the disabled pen def gives a good view!

Was impressed at the number of songs I knew and by the way Kir was practically out of the chair by the end I think she enjoyed it as well!

Hope the postie has been
xxx

IN A VACUUM:
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or off?”

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL:
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “HelOOOooo,” answered the blond. “They’re watch dogs!”

RIVER WALK:
There’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo-hoo!” she shouts, “How can I get to the other side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, “You ARE on the other side.”

KNITTING:
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”

BLONDE ON THE SUN:
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, “We were the first in space!” The American said, “We were the first on the moon!” The Blonde said, “So what? We’re going to be the first on
the sun!” The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. “You can’t land on the sun, you idiot! You’ll burn up!” said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, “We’re not stupid, you know. We’re going at night!”