I can’t see this catching on with some people I work with …… I mean how illogical, being paid to work?!

Play the helicopter flash game

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Let me know your best scores….tis almost as addictive as champ man!

It’s been doing the rounds for a bit but still worth a giggle…see if you can tell the difference between a man and and a moo.

Over 18s only

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Received this from Mummy j tonight, woulda made me smile if it didn’t hurt to *plug for more sympathy lol*

To My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, with your 54 year old body, can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be perturbed. I shall be home before midnight.”

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table.

My Dear Husband,

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach, who, like your secretary is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 more often than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.”

If pain is a figmant of your imagination, my imagination ****ing hurts!

My wisdom tooth is making another attempt at breaking free This means the whole of the bottom right of my jaw is in agony. Thanks and hugz to Dee and Em for feeding me with pills and Anna for alliviating me from calls tonight. x

For anyone thinking I’m sadistic for staying at work, it was for pure selfish reasons..the more I have to occupy me the less likely I am to spend time feeling sorry for myself…or that was the theory anyway.

Everyone’s been great offering advice, but Anne’s was my favourite..drink whisky. Ho hum if my senior manager told me to I must obey

Hugs also to ste for the massges (?!) and to The Bert Taxi company for taking me tesco shopping for pills and soft food!

Bless and Arsenal seemed to really think they could make it 50 games unbeaten

And what more of a fitting way to win thean a penalty from Van the man and a goal from Rooney on his birthday

As always it was a controversial match, but I say it should’ve been a penalty, not for Rooney maybe, but definitley for Ronaldo.

Man of the match for me was Ashley Cole for almost injuring himself after running into Van Nistelrooy

“Like a star that guides a ship across the ocean
that’s how your love will take me home back to you
And if I wish upon that star – someday I’ll be where you are
I know that day is coming soon – ya, I’m coming back to you.”

Was impressed. Not only by the gig itself, but by the fact we got encores! One with the band and one without. Definitely value for money Sarah enjoyed herself as well, which considering she only knew about 3 songs shows how good it was.

Afterwards we went to Parrs Wood and watched Alfie.

“A cockney womanizer learns the hard way about the dangers of his actions”

It’s had a bit of slating from the critics, but if the original was as good as they all say, I have to watch it as judging by this version it will be outstanding.

I’ve been saying this all year, but at the moment there really are too many films out that I want to see! So in a drastic attempt to get to see most of them, I’m going to the flix later before work! :-O not quite sure what to see yet, but the review will be here later

edit: 14.33 Ok best laid plans and all that – I woke up briefly to call Rupert at 9 AM to say no chance and went back to sleep…have only just woken up again.