Happy Halloween!

edit: Great minds obviously think alike, I’ve just had
an e-mail from Jackie saying Graham has made a witch
just like in the photo and put it on the lampost near
their house!

Got back a bit ago, but have only just managed to get
Sarah off the computer! lol Will do a proper update at
some point tomorrow. Have skimmed my e-mails and am
too tired to reply individually so here you go instead:

To everyone I work with – yes I was very ill on Saturday
morning, no am not looking forward to work tomorrow and
I love you all too!

To Paul, Thanks for the pics, they’re not as bad as I was
expecting lol Will you send me the others you took and
I’ll post them on here?

To Rupert, Have seen your blog and am impressed apart
from your comments on veggies grrr – links been added x

To Chery, Thenks for the forwards, bit too x rated for
here, but will send them on to Ken! lol

To Jackie, I used to read Sillyblogger, so the aviation
reference was for that.

To everyone else reading plus the above, please feel
free to comment at any time

Am now off to bed zzzzzzz

1. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear
loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing,
I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!

2. When I was young we used to go “skinny dipping”, now
I just “chunky dunk”.

3. The early bird still has to eat worms.

4. The worst thing about accidents in the kitchen is
eating them.

5. Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not
be able to tell the difference.

6. Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life
we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over?

7. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you
realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.

8. My husband says I never listen to him. At least I
think that’s what he said.

9. Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all
fall off.

10. Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in
school, but they can in prison?

11. If raising children was going to be easy, it never
would have started with something called labor!

12. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells
live forever

Fortunately, I don’t have to worry about the fat statements
and I’m not gonna comment on the husband statement!

As far number 10, I’m not gonna get into the religion argument!

Given the chance I’m sure some of my customers would try
this one as well!

Strolling into a bank, a woman presented a check and asked
the teller to cash it.

The teller informed the woman that she must first identify
herself.

Pulling a mirror from a purse the woman looked in it and
said, “Yes sir-it’s me, all right.”

So hiding my head in shame after the smile party, have
made it to London. Last night we went to the theatre
and then had a Chinese. The service was awful and so
we refused to tip, much to the waiter’s confusion!

Today, we’ve been to the palace and had a look round Camden,
not impressed though as my camera’s broke so we’re having
to use disposables! grrrrr Even so pics to follow when we
get home.

Three leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud.
Miller’s president orders a Millers and the president of
Coors orders a Coors.
When it is Guinness turn to order he orders a soda.
“Why didn’t you order a Guinness?” everyone asks “Nah!”
Guinness replies “If you guys aren’t having a beer neither
will I”.

After college today, Sarah and I are going down to London
to visit Kath for a few days. It’s Sarah’s first visit
to the capital, so we’ve got lots planned, so I’ll need
to go back to work on Thursday for a rest!

Tonight, we’ve got tickets to see Les Mis. I really enjoyed
it when we saw it in Manchester for Kath’s 18th and we’ve got
great tickets, so I’m really looking forward to it!

As usual it was a great turn out for the party tonight…
thanx to Rupert for looking after me and to Marc for makng
sure I got home OK. Am very under the influence, so will
now retire to bed.

xxx

And The Puppy Dog of the Month Award has to go to Ste for
coming all the way into work on his day off just to give
Sheree her cd player back! LOL

We’re still waiting to see if she can train him to do tricks!

In other news, it was Concorde’s last flight from Mancester
Airport today. I didn’t actually see it, but could
definitely hear it, as it flew over the pyramid. All
we need now if for Graham to restart his blog and this
can be his ‘This day in Aviation History’ post this
time next year!

I’ve just watched the first 3 episodes of the new series
of Friends…it’s still soo good! This series has to be
renamed ‘the one where Chandler really should remove his
foot from his mouth’ lol

It’s weird thinking this should be the final series, but
we’ve all heard this one before! I was gutted that Rachel
survibed child birth at the end of series 8, which was also
meant to be the last one!

Next episode released on Thursday, but in the meantime
just remember when getting a spray on tan don’t count in
Mississippi’s!

To find out which Friends character you are click on the
link below.

No prizes for guessing who I got…

I’m Rachel Green from Friends!

Take the Friends Quiz here.

created by stomps.

Don’t need daddy’s anything, I have my own plastic, but
would die for Rachel’s discount at Ralph Lauren!