My Godmother, Carol, being the very mature person she is, sent
me this card today….

Click here to take a look!

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad.
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle,
Don’t grumble, give a whistle!
And this’ll help things turn out for the best…

Happy Birthday mate – hope you have a great day xx

It’s been a while since I actually took the calls rather
than making them, but not a lots changed….everyone still
forgets their security details and that nice web thingy’s
just for show isn’t it?!

I’ve posted some of the pics from my leaving do, when we
went to The Nawaab in Levenshulme last week. Unfortunately,
most turned out realy dark, but the ones that are Ok can
be seen by clicking on the link below:

Happy Birthday H! Hope you have a great day!

xxx

Had another good session at college this afternoon,
followed by a brilliant drinking session! Karl
and Adam have been planning a farewell get together
for the old 4-12 team, so after college i went along
to the Wooly (where else?) and only having a couple
of quid with me, planned to drop in to be sociable
and then go home…. I went to the Wooly at 2 this
afternoon and have just got in!

When I got there, Karlos and Spanky were already
there along with several of the weekend team who
were on there lunch and Pete B, who is now working
on our money laundering team…I thought I hadn’t
seen him for a while!

We were soon joined by Mr Parry and at 4 when the
Wooly closed, we all got in Pete’s car to go to the
George, where Rach Bres joined us. To celebrate Mr
Jack’s birthday, they’re giving away a hip flask for
every 4 JDs bought…so me, Karl, Adam and Craig now
all have JD hip flasks! The git of a barman wouldn’t
give me his JD t shirt tho!

Back to the Wooly at reopening time and then on to Tom
Thumbs with Emma, her other half, Marky B and Silver for
karaoke…all in all a very good days work! hic

Two American teenagers have been charged with causing
chaos over the net last month by sending out the SO BIG
virus, which included a message to Bill Gates saying:

“Billy Gates, why do you make this possible? Stop making
money and fix your software! “

The Virus is to blame for causing millions of dollars
worth of damage and computer shutdowns at the Federal
Reserve Bank of Atlanta, Georgia and Maryland state motor
vehicle offices.

Yet, the U.K’s first full Internet Bank managed to carry
on with business as normal through out! Maybe, I
should use this as evidence I deserve another pay rise!

Thanks to Jane for this gem!

Recently a “Husband Shopping Centre” opened in London,
where women could go to choose a husband from among many
men. It was laid out on five floors, with the men
increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The
only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you HAD to choose a man from that floor or above; If
you went up a floor, you couldn’t go back down except
to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to
find some husbands…

First floor

The door had a sign saying, “These men have jobs and love
kids. “The women read the sign and said, Well that’s better
than not having a job, or not loving kids, but I wonder
what’s further up?” So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.” Hmmm, said the
ladies. But, I wonder what’s further up?

Third floor

This sign read, “These men have high paying jobs, are
extremely good looking, love kids and help with the
housework.” Wow! Said the women. Very tempting, BUT,
there’s more further up! And up they went.

Fourth floor

This door had a sign saying “These men have high paying
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.” Oh,
mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us f
urther on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor

The sign on that door said,

“This floor is empty and exists only to prove that
women are impossible to please.”

This isn’t quite what you’d expect from The Sound of Music,
but is brilliant all the same. Thanks to Kath for sending
it to me! x

DO RE MI…
DOUGH, the stuff that buys me beer;
RAY, the guy that sells me beer;
ME, the one, who drinks the beer;
FAR, a long run to get beer;
SO, I’ll have another beer;
LA, I’ll have another beer;
TEA, no thanks I’m drinking beer;
That will bring us back to… (looks in empty glass) D’OH!